This one time I spent four years in higher education then became a clown

This one time I spent four years in higher education, then became a clown. I was fired from my waitressing job so I was back on the job hunt. I'm pretty sure that " well we're always taking applications" means "you're ugly, but I'm queen of the world, but you're ugly." Finally I found  what looked like a Wanted Add in the paper for a birthday party princess and clown. Ok, yeah sure I can do that. So I drove an hour  to meet with Joan. I walked into a room filled to the brim with tiaras, balloon animals, wigs, polka dot..everything, and gowns ! Gowns, gowns, gowns, so many everywhere.  Cinderellas and Belles every princess you can imagine. I thought "I could do this I could be a Disney princess and sing songs, drive down the highway in full Cinderella garp. I can bring a little magic to the birthday girls. Of course I could still have to be a crazy clown on somedays... but whatever bet I'll learn so much. Look what I'm gonna do ! Look what I'm gonna where ! To think some people work in an office. I tried on all the dresses Rapunzel, Belle, Cinderella, Snowhite, Tinkerbell, and of course the clown suite I was offered the job and sent home with an air pump and a bag of balloons to learn make some animals. This is exciting, this is an unlikely adventure. Oh man am I excited for this.